Interesting fact:

If you think listening to Grandma is boring, try watching the Dwarf Seahorse. This tiresome bore moves at a pathetic 0.001 mph, making the sloth look like a party animal. In fact, if you watched it, you’d be forgiven to think that it wasn’t moving at all, or that it was in fact stone cold dead. It takes a whole hour to move just five feet. Grandma’s drifted off just thinking about the Dwarf Seahorse.